(Since we'll all have the same "title" on our business cards, I'd like to come up with a hipper name for all our employees than the term 'associates,' which has taken on a cheaper connotation than it had when the inventors of the flat-lattice organizational structure, Gore-Tex, started using it (thanks to its being used to give retail workers an "important sounding title" and such!) What "title" would you like to see emblazoned on your business card?

NOW I vote for "C.E.O." (I like that one!)